Telefonucci Cattarotti
Common NPC · cat × phone
A cat duct-taped to a phone. Only ever spotted in group chats after midnight.
Lore
It was an ordinary cat until it ate a gas-station phone at 4 AM.
Special ability
Can open the fridge three times and still find nothing.
Weakness
the question “where do you see yourself in five years?”
Stats
- Aura104
- Delulu89
- Chaos100
- IQ66
- Cringe100
- Danger100
Catchphrase
“Low battery, even lower aura.”