Pizzarucci Cattarotti
Rare Creature · cat × pizza
Last seen as a cat dressed as a pizza. Nobody knows why.
Lore
Born at 3:47 AM from cold coffee, broken Wi-Fi and an unsent message.
Special ability
Absorbs all motivation within one room.
Weakness
an alarm set before 9 AM
Stats
- Aura840
- Delulu47
- Chaos55
- IQ67
- Cringe100
- Danger38
Catchphrase
“Scrollini without endini.”