Vacuumello Crocodalini

Common NPC · crocodile × vacuum

Last seen as a crocodile dressed as a vacuum cleaner. Nobody knows why.

Lore

Formed in a self-checkout queue after the scanner refused to cooperate three times.

Turns a five-minute break into three hours of scrolling.

the question “where do you see yourself in five years?”

“Scrollini without endini.”