Froggando Energetelli Deluxo

Rare Creature · frog × energydrink

Part frog, part energy drink. It materialises the second you promise to spend less money.

Lore

It was an ordinary frog until it ate a gas-station energy drink at 4 AM.

Raises the awkwardness level within a 20-metre radius.

a phone at 2% battery

“I’ll do it today, tomorrow.”