Hamstelli Kebabello
Rare Creature · hamster × kebab
Half hamster, half kebab. It shows up whenever someone says they’ll go to sleep early tonight.
Lore
Formed in a self-checkout queue after the scanner refused to cooperate three times.
Special ability
Can disappear exactly when the bill arrives.
Weakness
having to make a phone call
Stats
- Aura493
- Delulu81
- Chaos92
- IQ9
- Cringe61
- Danger46
Catchphrase
“Bambolini cappuccini, productive tomorrowini.”