Penguinizzimo Energetando

Mythic Final Boss · penguin × energydrink

Half penguin, half energy drink. It shows up whenever someone says they’ll go to sleep early tonight.

Lore

Born on the last bus home, when the battery hit 1% and nobody had a power bank.

Turns a five-minute break into three hours of scrolling.

the question “where do you see yourself in five years?”

“Bambolini cappuccini, productive tomorrowini.”