Sandalello Pidgeoalini
Rare Creature · pigeon × crocs
Half pigeon, half rubber sandals. It shows up whenever someone says they’ll go to sleep early tonight.
Lore
Born at 3:47 AM from cold coffee, broken Wi-Fi and an unsent message.
Special ability
Makes every message sound passive-aggressive.
Weakness
an alarm set before 9 AM
Stats
- Aura112
- Delulu21
- Chaos81
- IQ55
- Cringe58
- Danger50
Catchphrase
“Scrollini without endini.”