Pidgeoini Vacuumizzimo

Rare Creature · pigeon × vacuum

A creature made of 60% vacuum cleaner and 40% sleep-deprived pigeon.

Lore

The internet forgot to close one browser tab, and that’s how it all started.

Turns a five-minute break into three hours of scrolling.

the banking app receipt in the morning

“I’m not late, I’m in another timeline.”